SAS seeking partnership with SAS

Scandinavian Airlines (SAS) is reportedly in secret talks with the British Special Air Service (SAS) to form an alliance. “Everyone keeps getting us mixed up with the other SAS” says Scandinavian Airlines’ head of Secret Relations, April Ett. “If we can’t beat them, we might as well join them…. off the record, of course.” In […] The post SAS seeking partnership with SAS appeared first on Frequent Miler. Frequent Miler may receive compensation from CHASE. American Express, Capital One, or other partners.

Apr 1, 2025 - 17:26
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SAS seeking partnership with SAS

Scandinavian Airlines (SAS) is reportedly in secret talks with the British Special Air Service (SAS) to form an alliance. “Everyone keeps getting us mixed up with the other SAS” says Scandinavian Airlines’ head of Secret Relations, April Ett. “If we can’t beat them, we might as well join them…. off the record, of course.”

Frequent Miler has obtained this secret AI rendering of a Scandinavian Airlines jet presumably being used for a Special Air Service secret mission. The jet is disguised with a spy mask, a banner covering the airline’s name, and a fedora to make the jet look more like our own Nick Reyes than a commercial jet.

In March 2025, when London Heathrow Airport was closed due to fire, Scandinavian Airlines announced that it had cancelled all 12 of its flights to and from Heathrow. Then two different media outlets mistakenly announced that the British Special Air Service had cancelled flights.

In a conversation with Scandinavian Airlines’ First Operating Officer of Loyalty, Fyra Uno, we learned that SAS’ 2024 Eurobonus Millionaire promotion was intended to teach the world that “SAS” is not just a secret service but also an airline. “We thought it was working,” he said, “until we received retroactive credit requests from one woman for 15 Special Air Service missions. This lady had snuck aboard 15 different secret missions and thought she would earn a million SAS points. We decided to give her a million miles because it was so awesome.” He went on to say that Scandinavian Airlines decided that if they couldn’t beat them they should join them.

We asked Fyra how this partnership would work. He gave us some details:

This partnership would give our members the ability to use their miles to book understaffed secret SAS missions to some of the most remote places on earth. We’re still working out whether or not skydiving training or military exercises will be included.

For the British Special Air Service, this is a great opportunity for them to save money by using Scandinavian Airlines’ jets for some missions. Whenever their operators need to go to a place that SAS… our SAS… flies to or over anyway, they can book their operators on our jets… as long as saver award space is available. When they near their destination, they can simply jump out, hopefully with their parachutes on.

We were told that a proposal for this joint venture was sent to SAS from SAS, but SAS must sign the deal by end of day today (4/1/25) or else the agreement will be nullified and everyone involved will likely be disappeared.

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