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We’re Back In The Pants
Hey, Put This On people! It’s your Shopkeeper Brynna here with another big Put This On Shop update – we’ve... The post We’re Back In The Pants appeared first on Put This On.
Hey, Put This On people! It’s your Shopkeeper Brynna here with another big Put This On Shop update – we’ve got a 20% off sale on pants with code PTOBACKINTHEPANTS at checkout!
Has this ever happened to you?
Have you gone out on a hike to Vasquez Rocks to see if you could find the elusive harvestman spider everybody’s been talking about at work, and when you crouched down to look under a rock, your cheap jeans split and then you had to wear your sweater around your waist even though it was extremely chilly and then you insisted on finishing the hike even though you probably should have gone immediately back to your car because someone was out there filming a short cowboy film in their nice chinos and they might have gotten you walking around with badly ripped jeans on camera and you wish you’d invested in a nicer pair of jeans that weren’t so thin?
And then you go home because you want to upload all the cool spider pics you took but then you realize that your friend Dennis’ bachelor party is starting in an hour and they want to do an escape room and go to the opera, which was really Brad’s dumb idea because you thought it’d be more fun to just go out on a boat in your cool yacht shorts but Dennis always listens to Brad because of that time he saved them from a small trash can fire at work, so now you need pants that are casual and fancy, and your last pair of corduroys was stolen off the clothesline by a gopher but nobody believes you?
And then you realize you don’t have pants for the wedding because you were on a date three days ago and you got in an argument because she kept saying there was a difference between Dijon and whole grain mustard, and you said there wasn’t so she pounded her fist on the table and it sent a big bite of duck a l’orange flying right onto your wool pants and the dry cleaner said it’s going to be at least five weeks because he’s going to Phoenix to spy on his wife because he thinks she’s taking secret snorkeling classes so she can cheat the next time they have a holding-their-breath-underwater contest? Has this ever happened to you?
Take 20% off all pants and shorts with code PTOBACKINTHEPANTS today!
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