How high can I rise without dealing any drugs in Schedule 1?
I’m a small-time drug dealer from the south, says the hypnagogic text hovering before me as I start Schedule 1. It says I’ve arrived in town with no cash, no product, and no contacts. I only know one way to make money, the text implores, and it’s time to get to work. Stuff that. It’s time to turn over a new, cannabinoid-free leaf. I’m going to begin again as a productive member of society, earning an honest living, fully cooperating with any esteemed law-enforcement officers who decide to detain me in the course of their duties. What could possibly go wrong? Read more


I’m a small-time drug dealer from the south, says the hypnagogic text hovering before me as I start Schedule 1. It says I’ve arrived in town with no cash, no product, and no contacts. I only know one way to make money, the text implores, and it’s time to get to work. Stuff that.
It’s time to turn over a new, cannabinoid-free leaf. I’m going to begin again as a productive member of society, earning an honest living, fully cooperating with any esteemed law-enforcement officers who decide to detain me in the course of their duties. What could possibly go wrong?